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Fuck Fred Phelps - I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch

I’ve never heard of this band but I’m in love with the song. Thanks to LAist for the tip.

Westboro Baptist Church” by I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch in the House

Fuck Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church
Fuck Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church
Fuck him long and hard until his rectum hurts
Fuck Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church

Come on ya’ll let’s fuck Pat Robertson
‘Cuz for me you know he’s got no Christian love
He took all my grandma’s money, gave it to the 700 Club
Come on ya’ll let’s fuck Pat Robertson

Come on ya’ll let’s fuck ol’ Benny Hinn
Come on ya’ll let’s fuck that born again
He claims to be a faith healer, but he’s just a charlatan
Come on ya’ll let’s fuck ol’ Benny Hinn

Come on ya’ll let’s talk about the President
Everything that comes out of his mouth is a fucking lie
He prays to a god that hates his guts, then sends young boys to die
Come on ya’ll let’s fuck the President

Now you born agains don’t waste your prayers on me
Cuz’ the good lord knows I’ve already been saved
I just pray that I live long enough to take a shit on Fred Phelp’s grave
Fuck Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church

Fuck Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church
Fuck him ’til his ass is raw and sore
Now if God hates fags, you asshole, I’m sure he hates you more
Fuck Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church

3 Responses to “Fuck Fred Phelps - I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch”


  1. 1 Jaffa

    Totally my heroes now. Seriously.

  2. 2 InsultToInjury

    I like this song.

    And I love LAist.com.

  3. 3 adam

    It’s quite a catchy song, isn’t it?

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