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Jeremy Recommends : SlowMo Erotic

You know what I love? Good music. You know what I love more? Good music that’s funny as hell.

The piano-drum duo of Slow Mo Erotic are a power force of win and awesome, driven by their nihilistic tongue-in-cheek critique of everyone and everything. For example the fan favorite song, Fuck All Y’all, manages to talk shit on every race and creed out there in line with that ‘I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally’ mentality– reminiscent of Voltaire’s song God Thinks.

Their debut album, The HOLLA!caust, is filled with amazing love songs– from Urge To Purge, a love/lust song of a cannibal, to the desperately abusive Be Here When I Get Back, and just plain desperate Let’s Settle For Each Other– to songs about the people we know, like Cunt, The HOLLA!caust, and surprisingly prudent Heartbroken Homophobe.

Needless to say, I love this band. But don’t just take my word for it, here are a but a few of my friends reactions:

Nathan, from the kitchen: “SLOW MO ROCKS!”

Ashleigh, from the couch: “Just make something up. You already know I think it’s awesome, I don’t know what else you want me to say.”

There’s a whole slew of songs worthy of your dolla dolla’s on this album, and if you have said dolla dolla’s I urge you to get it. The two ‘mo’s in Slow Mo Erotic need it to buy more lube.

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Show Review: Defiance, Ohio and This Bike Is A Pipebomb

It’s dark, it’s cold, and my friends and I are following a couple of punks on bikes through a warehouse district trying to find this hole-in-the-wall place where two of my favorite bands are playing. It’s the last night of the Defiance, Ohio and This Bike Is A Pipebomb westcoast tour and I am TOTALLY stoked. Having missed the show the night before (which my friends tell me was the best they’d seen yet) I was a bit nervous that we’d never find the show. See, earlier in the day it turns out the place the show was originally going to happen shut down and they had to scramble for another venue. After about fifteen minutes or so of driving around, asking mechanics that spoke only Spanish for directions, and following kids on bikes we wind up outside of a small brick building with a few vans and a fist full of punks standing outside.

Fuck. Yeah.

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Pariah Piranha - R ‘n’ Arg

Make sure to pick up their album Feel My Face Noise! I know I’m going to.

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User Submitted Recommendation: Queercore in Billings, MT?

Dixie Dies at Pride 2007 in Billings, MT
© 2007 Michelle Pace/Artistic Vision
Dixie Dies is a queercore band from Billings, Montana (!) that deserves a look. With a sound bordering on poppy but heavy enough to get you moving, and a persona all their own, Dixie Dies wants you to feel it! Their EP; “Lockwood Burns Yaoi” is available for listen on their MySpace page (link above) and available for FREE if you have the time to drop them an e-mail, and of course, if they can afford the postage.

The Dead Betties - Nightmare Sequence

The Dead Betties
Nightmare SequenceMy cat Grenadine loves this album. Mind you, this cat is not one of those awesome rock-loving felines you occasionally come across at one of your stoner friends house. This thing is utterly insane. She’s the kind that hisses at you for being near her, will attack my other cat Indya after an hour of cuddling, and snaps her jaws on your finger if you so much as think of picking her up. But here she is, cuddled up right next to me and my laptop while I blast this album.

This isn’t the first time she’s cuddled next to me while listening to this either.

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Limp Wrist interview

American homocore band Limp Wrist accents the “hard” in hardcore
by JOHNSON CUMMINS

Taken from the Montreal Mirror

Limp WristOne of the granddaddies of hardcore punk rock, the late Darby Crash of L.A.’s the Germs, was forced to hide the fact he was gay from the homophobic and brutally violent Huntington Beach crowd. Things were even worse for the queer punk in the macho, street-thug New York crowd or the jock-oriented straight-edge scene in Boston.

Perhaps the rampant homophobia was a product of utter denial— consider hardcore’s almost entirely male audience of shirtless, sweaty skinheads all pig-piling on top of each other or moshing arm and arm, which of course looked gayer then Rip Taylor holding a leather picnic basket.

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The Format’s Dog Problems now FREE!

My favorite band of the last year has to be The Format. There’s no band that can match the songwriting chops of Nate and Sam. To commemorate the 1 year anniversary of the release of their brilliant album Dog Problems the band has decided to give the album away for free.

All you have to do is head over to TheFormat.com and enter your e-mail address. It’s that simple.

So what are you waiting for? Check out this sweet video for the title track of their album. One more after the jump.

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Jaffa Recommends - Festimi Emimi, and Hey There Cowboy

Alright, after a week’s break to take care of some personal stuff it’s time for a double-feature Jaffa Recommends!

Festimi EmimiFirst up,
Jaffa Recommends - Festimi Emimi

I remember first hearing about the two-piece Festimi Emimi on some myspace group board thing or whatever. The title was “ATTENTION ALL HOMOPUNX” and, so, of course I gave them a chance.

I have a special place in my heart for lo-fi recordings. As much as we’re now used to highly polished recordings, expecting so much out of even small band EPs, it’s bad ass to hear a band just hit record on a cassette player and jam the shit out of a song. It’s rad, it’s raw, and it’s totally queer.

Any fans of blast beats, street punk, or plain lo-fi should check out their EP which is now available (tape only) for two bucks (”or a nice trade”). Check out their site or myspace for more detail.

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And now for a band that I’ve been wanting to talk about for a while now, and can’t explain why I haven’t already. I dig this band a lot:

Jaffa Recommends - Hey There Cowboy!

Formerly Central Standard (very recently changed their name it seems), this band is just outright fun. Very tongue in cheek approach to their music and lyrics. I love it so hard.

I’ve pretty much said all I need to say about this band. Their music is fun and awesome. Check them out. Man, I feel like I’m coping them out in this review. But they are amazing, and that’s all there is too it.

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Jaffa Recommends - Mindless Self Indulgence

You know what really makes you feel good when going through the final phases of a break up? A little electro-punk. That’s why, for me, Mindless Self Indulgence is the right kind of anger management therapy at the right time (or all time).

Hard hitting and hella sarcastic, just like papa likes it. This is the kind of A.D.H.D. inducing electro-trauma cum punk rock that really drives you mad, in a good way. Many’a times I’ve been riding in the car with my (hetero) friend Juice Box and we’ve found ourselves pumping our fists and screaming out lyrics like “Faggot faggot faggot FAGGOT!” It’s the kind of music that really amps you up.

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Need more reason to check them out? Check out their video below.
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Jaffa Recommends - GO!

Go Logo Raw, hard, straight ahead New York hardcore. The kind of shit I absolutely LOVE. The kind of music that only sounds better at a show with shout-a-longs and a bad ass circle pit. GO! is this kind of band, and so it’s no surprise that I fucking love GO!

Originally from around between 1989 and 1991, GO! has reformed in wonderful New York, New York to bring the good people the good rock.

” GO! was about an awful lot, but we were so fucking sarcastic that I think it made it all alright. We were anti- all the bad stuff - racism, sexism, homophobia, violence at shows - and pro- all the good stuff: low-priced all-ages shows, equality for women, equal rights and respect for gay and lesbian people, essentially having respect for other people in general. Plus we had serious ditties like “Milk does your body good” and “The A-Train.” And we kinda rocked out, too - so there you have it. “

With songs like Fear Of A Gay Planet and Victim Of Civilization and many more downloadable for free on their website, with a few more on myspace, I highly recommend this for you punk rock heads out there.

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